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god damn it

why are white people so persistent and think they deserve every little thing they could ever want.


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(yes I have very clever titles)

The whites must be reading my blog, because they have done much to redeem themselves.

Firstly, while riding around in my hoopty, a couple of typical all-americans in a lifted pickup rolled down their window at a red light so that the passenger could tell me how “awesome” my wreck is. Yes, yes it is. Thank you.

13 points for white.

Also, the other day, with the sun scorching and temperatures nearing 100 degrees. A group of co-eds (every single one fair skinned) hopped into a fountain to play beer pong. Frat boys in boardshorts, Sorority skanks in bikinis. On a school day no less. Good for you kids. Drink away your youth, that’s what sunny days were made for!

Another 8 for white.

Keep it up, guys. I can’t help but root for the underdogs.

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Yesterday I was informed there was a barbeque to celebrate International week (huh?). Anyway, I went because I can’t turn down free burgers. Much to my suprise a nice group of middle easterners was busy slaving over a grill consumed with shish kebabs.

I like shisk kebabs..a lot. I say BK gets 14 points.

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Wow, these guys just keep delivering.

Recently I had to cut my cable TV service. Yeah it’s a rough life, but at least I’ve got my antenna. And you know what station comes through damn near in HD? Telemundo!

So if I ever need a little distraction from the day to day, I click over to channel 29 and there’s always some kind of game show involving some sexy latin lady ready to model her new bikini for me. God bless her.

Plus 6 for the women, plus 2 for the bikinis and an extra point for letting me imagine they’re saying whatever the hell I want them to say.

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White Lies

If I ask you if your car that you are selling is running, before I leave to come see it and you say yes, guess what, I expect the car to start when I get there. Unless of course it was hit by lightning in the 15 minutes in between my call and my arrival.

If I come to look at your car for sale, guess what,  I am not interested in your clothing company that your daddy is investing in.

I feel like the white population isn’t even trying! Have they really become so complacent?

Minus 5 for W.

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Super Burritos

Too lazy to cook, I had to go out for dinner tonight. Didn’t want to spend my whole paycheck on dinner in a town that thinks a hamburger should cost $8 and fries are extra so it took me a while to figure out where the hell I was going to find a meal. Minus 2 from me for the lightbulb taking so damn long to go off in my head, but I remembered finally the taqueria down the street. Thank god mexicans have decided it’s ok for them to pretend the super burrito is the traditional cuisine south of the border. Plus 20! And they get another bonus point because along with good food, cheap prices, and friendly service, this time around the cashier spoke very fluent english.

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He took his time, cooled off, used his head and came back to the table.
He also made me a few hundred dollars so I’m willing to put 13 points back for BW.

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