why are white people so persistent and think they deserve every little thing they could ever want.
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god damn it
Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2008 | No Comments »
Down but not (white-)out
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged all-american, awesome, beer, bikinis, car, coeds, frat, heat, pool, sorority, whores on May 18, 2008 | No Comments »
(yes I have very clever titles)
The whites must be reading my blog, because they have done much to redeem themselves.
Firstly, while riding around in my hoopty, a couple of typical all-americans in a lifted pickup rolled down their window at a red light so that the passenger could tell me how “awesome” my wreck is. [...]
What can Brown do for you?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged sex, sexy, latin, bikini, foregin, role play, fantasy on May 10, 2008 | No Comments »
Wow, these guys just keep delivering.
Recently I had to cut my cable TV service. Yeah it’s a rough life, but at least I’ve got my antenna. And you know what station comes through damn near in HD? Telemundo!
So if I ever need a little distraction from the day to day, I click over to channel [...]
White Lies
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cars, clothing, lies, porsche on May 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If I ask you if your car that you are selling is running, before I leave to come see it and you say yes, guess what, I expect the car to start when I get there. Unless of course it was hit by lightning in the 15 minutes in between my call and my arrival.
If [...]
Super Burritos
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged burrito, food, paycheck, super on May 10, 2008 | No Comments »
Too lazy to cook, I had to go out for dinner tonight. Didn’t want to spend my whole paycheck on dinner in a town that thinks a hamburger should cost $8 and fries are extra so it took me a while to figure out where the hell I was going to find a meal. Minus [...]
Viva Mexico
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged deal, money, negotiation, profit on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
He took his time, cooled off, used his head and came back to the table.
He also made me a few hundred dollars so I’m willing to put 13 points back for BW.
Fuck
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blouse, lace, naughty, pink, professor, sex, thong on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
I forgot to update you all, probably subconsciously since the outcome was so bad and I didn’t want to depress everyone. No pink, no lace, not even an open button on the blouse.
I wasn’t going to take points off for a failure to excite, but this was just a real downer. Gotta take away a [...]
Bye Bye Brown
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged gas prices, honda, mexican, ricer, test drive on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
After 45 minutes and 2 gallons of gas you want to renogotiate? Really? Well serves me right for dealing with people with no money. In any case, I shall have vengeance.
Brown goes down, down by…14 points ( It was hot out today! Sweating isn’t pleasant)
My professor’s thong
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Breasts, pink, professor, thong on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
was pink last lecture. If it’s half as exciting this time around Asians are gonna have a few extra points headed their way.
