(yes I have very clever titles)
The whites must be reading my blog, because they have done much to redeem themselves.
Firstly, while riding around in my hoopty, a couple of typical all-americans in a lifted pickup rolled down their window at a red light so that the passenger could tell me how “awesome” my wreck is. [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Down but not (white-)out
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged all-american, awesome, beer, bikinis, car, coeds, frat, heat, pool, sorority, whores on May 18, 2008 | No Comments »
What can Brown do for you?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged sex, sexy, latin, bikini, foregin, role play, fantasy on May 10, 2008 | No Comments »
Wow, these guys just keep delivering.
Recently I had to cut my cable TV service. Yeah it’s a rough life, but at least I’ve got my antenna. And you know what station comes through damn near in HD? Telemundo!
So if I ever need a little distraction from the day to day, I click over to channel [...]
White Lies
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cars, clothing, lies, porsche on May 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If I ask you if your car that you are selling is running, before I leave to come see it and you say yes, guess what, I expect the car to start when I get there. Unless of course it was hit by lightning in the 15 minutes in between my call and my arrival.
If [...]
Super Burritos
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged burrito, food, paycheck, super on May 10, 2008 | No Comments »
Too lazy to cook, I had to go out for dinner tonight. Didn’t want to spend my whole paycheck on dinner in a town that thinks a hamburger should cost $8 and fries are extra so it took me a while to figure out where the hell I was going to find a meal. Minus [...]
Viva Mexico
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged deal, money, negotiation, profit on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
He took his time, cooled off, used his head and came back to the table.
He also made me a few hundred dollars so I’m willing to put 13 points back for BW.
Fuck
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blouse, lace, naughty, pink, professor, sex, thong on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
I forgot to update you all, probably subconsciously since the outcome was so bad and I didn’t want to depress everyone. No pink, no lace, not even an open button on the blouse.
I wasn’t going to take points off for a failure to excite, but this was just a real downer. Gotta take away a [...]
Bye Bye Brown
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged gas prices, honda, mexican, ricer, test drive on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
After 45 minutes and 2 gallons of gas you want to renogotiate? Really? Well serves me right for dealing with people with no money. In any case, I shall have vengeance.
Brown goes down, down by…14 points ( It was hot out today! Sweating isn’t pleasant)
My professor’s thong
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Breasts, pink, professor, thong on May 9, 2008 | No Comments »
was pink last lecture. If it’s half as exciting this time around Asians are gonna have a few extra points headed their way.
Apartheid and Terrorism
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged apartheid, elderly, falafel, free, israel, palestine, terrorism on May 8, 2008 | No Comments »
are not my problem.
BK loses 4 points for staging an anti-Israel protest outside my office and making me walk at least 10 steps out of my way to get around them. The free falafels they were handing out would have made up for the inconvenience but by the time I got to them they were [...]
